But I'm back with a good one!
Catastrophic Cup Wars
Step One:
Go to the coffee break/lunch room at your work establishment. Find some cups. Also, some plastic utensils might come in handy.
Get out your writing implement and start making some crazy and feisty faces for your cups.
Start acting out a heated argument between the cups. Right here they're fighting about whose turn it is to check their email.
Since they knew it was going to get ugly, the cups moved away from the valuable electronic equipment and took it to some other place with a wooden floor. Maybe they're in a barn or honkytonk or something. Oh, and they also have weapons now. If you know me, you'll know I'm a pacifist, but if you try to get in the way of my computer time or cookie jar, I might whip out my tools of destruction. In this case we've got a spoon shovel thing and it turns out Larry, the cup on the left, can breathe fire! That comes in handy!
I can hear my mother's disapproving sigh. Kids: matches are dangerous! And I would never recommend using them if you're an adult and not too bright. Or under the influence. And make sure you have some water, baking powder, a fire extinguisher, and some sexy shirtless firefighter within grabbing distance in case the match catches something on fire. The firefighter comes in handy even if you're not playing with matches. But I digress.
Step five:
Declare a winner!
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