Are Pink Eyes Artistic?

This is me today. Look at my pink eyes. I also have had a reocurrence of the rash I developed on vacation from too much sun while taking Tetracycline. I was supposed to wait two weeks before resuming the medication and last week the time was up. I took it...and three hours later the rash appeared and now I've also got the chills.Hmm, on the bright side I'm extra colorful today, and I can stay home from work (assuming someone can cover my shift) and I can create couch art - you know, when you become a living sculpture? A moving, breathing sculpture with used tissues, tossed banana peels and discarded magazines surrounding you and creating depth to the piece?